Last weekend Brian (aka Chuck Norris/CN) ventured to Ol Pejeta Sweetwaters Conservancy, a 90,000 acre wildlife conservancy situated between the foothills of the Aberdares and Mount Kenya. Because of CN's busy schedule I will write about his experiences there.
Chuck was very pleased with the amount of wildlife he saw and that got to see him. The weather complied with his mood and the rhinoceros beetle he found in his room posed no threat because it knew what it would be up against.
CN awoke to a beautiful sunrise looking out over Mt. Kenya which he knew he could climb in one hour if he wanted to. It takes most people 4 days.
After a lovely morning game drive, Chuck and his friends sat down to enjoy a fulfilling breakfast. Animals couldn't help but be drawn in by Chuck's impeccable force.
That afternoon Chuck fearlessly approached a wild* white rhino, petting him at will and showcasing his dominance over the entire animal kingdom.
Chuck was happy.
These buffalos thought they could intimidate Chuck but quickly learned that the chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck enjoys bird watching and was pleased by these birds.
These chimps couldn't stop talking about Chuck.
Once the word got out that CN was in the park, everyone was looking for him.
It's known that Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
Overall, Chuck thoroughly enjoyed his weekend in nature and all of the animals in the park were grateful to Chuck for not killing or eating them. Because you know there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
*The white rhino Chuck fearlessly approached and got to pet was orphaned at a young age and raised by a park ranger. The ranger is working on reintroducing the rhino into the wild over the next 2 years.
I would like to personally thank Chuck Norris (Brian) for allowing me to write about your experiences last weekend. You are awesome.
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