So what does it mean to say goodbye to your 20's? Does it mean you are now officially an adult? Does it mean you'll be more serious and have less fun? Does it mean you'll stop drinking milk straight from the carton?
Heck no! Well maybe that last one....
In honor of this epic event here are some tips to help Brian know what not to do once he turns 30, according to esquire.com.
Things a Man Should Never Do After the Age of 30
1. Use the word party as a verb.
2. Shots.
3. Jell-O shots. Especially Jell-O shots.
4. Read a book with the words Zen and the Art of in the title.
5. Do impressions of Austin Powers characters, especially Dr. Evil.
6. Help friends move. (not likely in San Francisco)
7. Ask friends to help you move. (ditto)
8. Crash on a friend's floor or couch.
9. Experiment with facial hair. (ooohh this one will be tough)
10. Apply paint to your face for any reason at all.
11. Remove your shirt in public--unless there is sand and a large body of water nearby.
12. Use the word dude, except when referring to a ranch or a well-dressed Englishman.
13. Own a futon.
14. Own a beanbag chair.
15. Own a Lava lamp.
16. Play fantasy sports (ouch!)
17. Sleep past 10:30.
18. Cook exclusively on a George Foreman grill.
19. Fall asleep in public.
20. Engage in pranks involving airborne food.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!!! (and thanks for going first...love ya!)
Disagree (you choose what this applies to)
ReplyDeleteI think the last one should be "Taking advice from a magazine on how to live your life"
-CN